Too much ice

Ever complained or heard people complain on how the ice to drink ratio from a hawker stall is f'ed up??

Well this is the epicness of the complaint.

I swear that we did not drink the drink before hand.... it came like that.

The ice to drink ratio is probably 10:1 or something like that...

Ja-ne!!

BACK!!!

*Brushes cobwebs away and blows the dust off*

Hey world!! It's been like... *looks at last post* nearly 2 months since my last post..

I know I know... Where have I been?

No where actually.. lol

I've been busy with things and studies and been very lazy so I haven't really found the time to update on anything....

Somehow during my absence Blogger has become stupid.. now I can't seem to cut my pics and paste them wherever I want.. I need to actually cut the text and fit it between the pictures which is just pure stupidity.... hint hint Blogger??

The only thing I've seen active in my blog is the chat box... which has been invaded by idiots spammers..

Seriously??

And look what my chatbox is called..

Obviously these people need to learn English again....

Ja-ne!!

The best

thing to do and say to get back at your ex..

I lol'ed

Hard

Ja-ne!!

left..??? or ....right???

Right Brain/ Left Brain Quiz The higher of these two numbers below indicates which side of your brain has dominance in your life. Realising your right brain/left brain tendancy will help you interact with and to understand others. Left Brain Dominance: (16) Right Brain Dominance: (16) Right Brain/ Left Brain Quiz

both??? i doubt that

Ja-ne!!

More JB bashing

i'm bored..... XD

Ja-ne!!

LOL!

I lol'ed.. hard

4 and 5 both texted 8, but 8 only replied 4. So 5 is now feeling very tulan and sad..

Differences.

*inspired by a post on Facebook here.

The main differences between me and Edward Cullen. Despite have the name first name.

1) He's pale as hell, and I'm so dark people are calling me chocolate.

See??

2) Girls are lining up to marry Edward Cullen and self proclaiming themselves as his fiance, and I cant even get a girl to look at me let alone be my girlfriend.

3) Edward Cullen drinks blood while I feel faint at the sight of too much blood.

4) Edward Cullen has superhuman strength, while all I have is nothing..

5) Edward Cullen(in this case the actor) looks like he's on drugs, while I just look fat.

6) When people say 'I'm hotter then you' to Edward Cullen they mean temperature. When they say that to me it means they're hotter than me.

7) I spent the last 6 months under the sun and gets black. He goes under the sun and glows.

8) He's fictional and I'm real, but girls still prefer him.

9) I have a blog while he doesn't.

10) He has a girl to protect, while I have nothing

And lastly, here's the quote of the day:

Edward Cullen isn't a vampire. He lives in the forest, roams around the trees, doesn't kill people and glitters. So he is obviously a fairy.

it never goes beyond 3 when i start it does it????

If Justin Bieber had a normal voice

he would sound like this.

LOL!

Ja-ne!!

Quote of the day.

I'm going to take a picture of my firstborn and use age progression software to figure out what he'll look like when he's 16. Then I'm going to frame the picture and use it as a centrepiece in our house, something he'll grow up looking at. Then when the apporpriate time comes, and he realizes that the photo is of him, I'm going to try and convince him that he is a time traveller.

Ja-ne!!

I know this blog has been dead for the pass month or so. But I've been so busy with my band practice that I haven't found the time to blog yet...

This blog will run like normal soon.. haha

but let me just say this:
I find it worrying that I take pride in what im about to do.....

Ratings

Wanna know what your blog is rated? Go over to http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/blog_rating?

MY blog is rated



My blog is clean! haha


Ja-ne!!

Motivational Videos.

Here are a couple of videos to motivate you. And to show you that you can do it!







Ja-ne!!

What I do when I blog for the sake of blogging.

I've now realised why majority of relationships during secondary school life, especially lower forms don't last.

Here's why:

The emotional and mental stress is enormous.


The stress being in a relationship, or trying to be in one is just huge. Most people during lower secondary aren't mature mentally enough to manage the stress properly.

Which is why they resort the things like deep depression, cutting oneself, and others stuff which I don't know and don't wanna know about.

Liking someone is not just 'like that'. It involves a lot of mental difficulties and stress. One moment you can over the moon and the next you can be down. If you aren't mature enough, you're just gonna cause trouble for yourself, the other person in the long run.

Sometimes being in 'love' can blind you.. and make you do things you normally wouldn't do in a sane state of mind. It can change you attitude and perception of life.

And sometimes you reach that point in life where you ask yourself: why? why do I put myself through so much trouble? Wouldn't it be easier to just let it go?

Then you start to give up, and lo and behold, you break up.

But if you really like the person and you are ready for a relationship. No matter what obstacles you may come across, persevere and maybe you will succeed.
I can't say what happens when you persevere, cause I myself dunno the answer to that.

Ja-ne!!

Early in the morning.

This is what people do in my house at 1 am in the morning.
















Ja-ne!!

Meh.....-.-'

I dunno why but I've been saying 'meh' a lot recently....

meh.....

How to know which celebrity not to talk to.

That's essentially everyone.


















See what I mean??


Ja-ne!!

Camwhoring

Disclaimer: I have the consent of all the people in these pictures to post them on my blog.............well....except the last one.


I don't know why but almost every girl I know camwhores. In fact I know some guys who do...
If you don't know what it is, you're living under a rock.

Camwhoring is essentially to me, EXCESSIVELY taking pictures of yourself. Seriously, I have a friend who actually filled a 4GB memory card just with pictures of herself. That's like 4 digits worth of pictures!

This is really too much man...



The most common place to camwhore is the bathroom... i think..

Why so? is the bathroom that nice of a place to take pictures?


Do you have any idea how hard it was to get these few pic? It's amazing how many people camwhore, and how little people are willing to give me just one photo.

It's kinda redundant you know, to camwhore and then hide the pic away. Makes the whole point of taking pictures well.... pointless



These are the 2 most frequent situation I ever encounter.

Situation 1

Me: hey, can I see your phone?
Friend: OKay just don't look at my pictures.
Me:....... why....?
Friend: *after great reluctance cause i don't want you to see my camwhore pic..
Me:=.=' then don't take it duh....


Situation 2

Me: Hey can I have a look at your photos?
Friend: OKay. hands over the phone

2 nanoseconds later

Friend: *snatches it back
Me: wha...?
Friend: I forgot to take out my camwhore pics
Me: you can't be serious......




At least, some pic are actually nice. I've seen some really horrible ones, which are sloppy crappy and just make you uglier..

Another annoying thing I see in camwhore pics, is when you take you reflection in the mirror. Great, now the pic has a camera in it... I mean, why do you do that?

Oh, and every time there is a dinner of some sort and a bathroom with a decent mirror, girls will go in hoards to take pictures of their reflection. Individually or as a group. Leaving all the men alone at the table...haha



At least most people have the decency to just use their camera phone to take their pictures or a average camera.

However since DSLR cameras became affordable to the main masses, this form of camwhoring has started.



How can you do that!?
How can you waste a perfectly good camera to camwhore!?
You're doing injustice to the camera, stop it!

It's like buying a BMW luxury car and using it in a drag race. Completely Pointless.

I'm waiting for the day when people start using fibre optic cameras to camwhore. LOL

P/s I will not give out any of the numbers of these people if you ask me for their number


Ja-ne!!

Americans are NOT stupid

seriously.. they aren't...

Don't believe me? watch this



Still don't believe me?



Believe me now?


Ja-ne!!

Quotes

I've been collecting quotes and storing them in my phone for more than a year now. These quotes originate from a book, or a movie, or a friend or from my own head.

So now, I've decided to post up all the quotes I've collected so far.

The references in these quotes are based on where I got them from. So if the reference is wrong, don't blame me.

The most complex emotion in the world is "love".

-Anonymous-

Pain is temporary, but the pride last forever.

-Somewhere in kennysia's blog-

The pride you gain is worth the pain. - Somewhere in kennysia's blog-



There are no strangers here. Only friends you have not met.

-Anonymous-

For every confession that has been made, there is a heart that has been broken.

-Harima[School Rumble]-

Be who you are and do what you want, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

-Dr. Seuss-

Teamwork means less me and more we.

-Unknown-

Love is patient, infatuation is impatient.

-Anonymous-

Nobody can do everything, but everybody can do something.

- Somewhere in MSN-

Marriage is made up of 2 parts. It starts love, ends with commitment.

-Anonymous-

A frowning friend is better than a smiling enemy.

-Samantha .L-

If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything.

-Back to the Future-

For every word that has been said, either happiness has been spread or a heart has been broken

-Anonymous-

The only thing that can really heal a broken heart is time.

-Anonymous-

The greatest love is wounded love.

-D.J-

Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.

-Unknown-

Love is a double edged sword, it can be a blessing or a curse.

-Anonymous-

God created man first so that he may have time to mature and understand the complexities of women.

-Hannah .C-

Love is a mere deliberate seizure.

-Witting on a table in Mr. Angs tuition-

When is come to love, the action produces the emotion.

-Change Your World-

Love is like war. Easy to start, hard to end, impossible to forget.

-Anonymous-

Love is love because it isn't ordinary.

-Anonymous-

Tv's are getting thinner, people are getting fatter.

-Karen .T-

Love is doing anything for the person. Even if it means waiting.

-Anonymous-

A secret is something you tell everyone not to tell anyone.

-Guy from ABC-

What makes success so great is not the success itself, rather the failures before it.

-Edward.L- (I've probably heard it from somewhere else)

You never truly get over your first true love, EVER.

-Adrian Mole- {derived}

Why do the noses run while feet smell?

-Picture somewhere-

Set no limits to what you want to achieve

-Band notice board-

It is not the challenge that we conquer but ourselves.

-Poster in physic tuition-

Feel enlighten?


Ja-ne!!

Homeopathy

what is it? Honestly I'm still not very sure.

Here's a video that would hopefully make you understand.

Now before you cast this video of as boring and dull like most educational videos let me tell you that it's pretty funny.......for me at least..



Note* You're probably gonna have to watch it a couple of times before you understand it all.


Ja-ne!!

Two is better than one,

that is true however, I would prefer more than 2.

Why is it twice is the highest it can get?

I want more than 2!!!!
sigh.... ):

seat or seats?

I was eating at KFC the other say when this was spotted.



Yes, go downstairs and there will more one more seat. Just one mind you.


Ja-ne!!

4 Four Chord Song

This is a video of an Australian group called the Axis of Awesome, singing a medley of around 25+ songs with just 4 chords.

Note* Since they're Australian, you're probably not gonna understand why they laugh half the time. Unless you're Australian of course. Or you actually research the background of the songs.



Enjoy!


Ja-ne!!

Wear sunscreen.....

Listen to this video.

I really advise all those out there to REALLY listen and meditate on the words, and see how it relates to your life.

This advice is priceless.


Ja-ne!!

Why Don't You Just...

TAKE A KNIFE AND STAB IT RIGHT THROUGH MY HEART!!??


A friend once told me this whilst telling me of their relationship problems.


After 4 years in secondary school and currently in my fifth year, I've seen/heard my fair share of relationship problems of others.

From heartaches, to cheating, to rebounds, to secret admirers, to too many secret admirers, to too many admirers, to silently liking someone else, to break-ups the good and the bad, to proclamation of love, to rejections, anything problem related to this, you name it. I've probably heard about it before.

Now normally I would say, to avoid all this just do 1 simple step. DON'T GET IN A RELATIONSHIP!!

However, once you sit back and look at it, you realise that it's not that simple. I can give you a whole list of ways'/methods on how NOT to fall in love or at least not make it an issue, but I can't give a single piece of advice on how to solve it WHEN you're already in a problem.

The thing is, normally when you realise this problem you're already in it. So it's kinda pointless to heard about how to prevent it when you're already in it. Unless, you've heard it beforehand and yet you still get this problem. In that case, I call you stupid, cause you didn't listen to the advice given to you.

To you guys out there that cheat on your girlfriend, stuff it.
To you girls out there that cheat on your boyfriend, just cause guys do it doesn't mean you can.

I've come to realise that most relationship problems occur due to one side being unfaithful. I mean...seriously.. if you're gonna cheat on your boy/girlfriend, don't even get on in the first place. If you can be unfaithful to your partner, it clearly show that you don't love them enough. So why bother in the first place.

The worst sort of relationship problem is a love triangle. Don't get me started on this issue. The grief that is caused is torturing. And when you have some sad person outside the triangle, but liking someone in it, that sad person is just sad. My hat's off to you mate.

People always tend to give advice on how to handle these problems either based on their on experience or based on how other people have handled it.

What they don't know or know but still do it anyway, is that what this poor soul needs is not advice but a friendly ear and lots of time. The only thing that can really heal a broken heart, is time. It may take weeks, months, years in some cases, but in the end it's how YOU HANDLE it, not what advice other people have given you. Just cause it worked for them doesn't mean it'll work for you.

Some people have called me old fashioned or the type who thinks about long term relationships and many other things. And I'm proud to say that I am. I feel that, that was how it was in the past and that's how it should be know.

Sadly though.. with this mindset I'll probably be single till I grow old and die.. haha

Love is love because it isn't ordinary.


Ja-ne!!

LED Light.

I was at a computer shop the other day when I spotted this.



This is suppose to light your notebook when you're using it at night in a dark room.



Whoever designed this obviously has never used a notebook before. The screen itself is bright enough to light the whole area.

So it's kinda pointless to have another light isn't it?


Ja-ne!!

Nagging moms.

You've gotta admit. It's pretty funny(:


Ja-ne!!

Ticketssssss

How many tickets are there? 20+?

I wonder how much the fine was?

I pity the poor sad driver of the car..

Ja-ne!!

Twilight in BM?

What do you call 'twilight' in BM?



Senjakala?

And I'm pretty sure 'New Mon' should be Bulan Baru, not Cinta Baru.

As usual, Malaysian's have managed to make something bad even worst.


Ja-ne!!

*slap*

April Fool or not?

I suppose the normal thing to do is to put a prank post and fool my readers if I actually have any. My dad doesn't count

But sadly I have nothing up my sleeve so this shall be just an ordinary post.

This day a year ago 3 things happened to me.

1) I sprained my ankle.
2) Cause of that I broke my specs.
3) I discovered I bought the wrong mechanical pencil. ( Which is missing now BTW)

A year later, guess what happened? I sprained my ankle..............again....

Seriously, who gets the same injury on the same day a year later? Uhh.... me?-.-

Now if I were to sprain my ankle and land on a girl like this,

I wouldn't mind spraining my ankle every day. Or any part of my body as a matter of fact. :P

Sadly, I'm not that luck and the only thing I landed on was the uninviting hard floor.




For those of you who read all this and believed it,

APRIL FOOLS!!!

suckers..... haha

NO, I did not sprain my ankle again, and I do not wish to fall on a girl like that. I'll probably get slapped, kicked in the balls and charged for sexual harassment if that happened.


Ja-ne!!

Ingulish.

I was getting out of my car the other day when this notice caught my eye.

Read it and weep.


How many spelling and grammatical mistakes are there in this short notice?

The best part was this.



Runnish? What on earth is that? A sort of running style?


Ja-ne!!

Nest.

Remember last year when I did a post about a possible birds nest in my air con?

Well nearly 10 months later, something was actually done about it.

Apparently when the builders were installing my air-con, they forgot to seal up a hole where all the cables go through. Making it a perfect nesting ground. Waking up at 5 am every morning to the sound of chirping birds can be pretty annoying.



To actually do something, one would actually need to climb out the roof and go over. I didn't do that for 2 reasons.

1) I've terrified of highs.
2) I'm so heavy that I'll probably break the tiles and fall.

So my dad did it instead.



Though you can't really tell. The black wire is suppose to be completely coated in the gray substance. Unfortunately, the birds decided to be lazy and just use that to make their nest instead of flying around looking for twigs and mud.



The nest is too deep for us to take is out, so we just covered the hole with newspaper. Hopefully it'll keep the birds out.

Good bye, my nearly daily 5am alarm clock. I shall not miss you (:


Ja-ne!!

What am I doing?

I seriously dunno why I'm doing this.

I just did one of those Facebook stuff, where I had to write a 100 truths. Which I honestly think is pretty lame, but for some odd reason I still did it.

So here it is.

Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 100 Truths about you.

WHAT WAS YOUR:
1. Last beverage: water
2. Last phone call: too long ago to remember
3. Last text message: from the person instructing me on how to do this.
4. Last song you listened to:jon's mum singing it...dunno the name.
5. Last time you cried: outwardly or inwardly?

HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice: never even dated
7. Been cheated on: refer to 6
8. Kissed someone & regretted it: virgin lips
9. Lost someone special: i guess?
10. Been depressed: who hasn't?
11. Been drunk and threw up: nope

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLOURS:
12. blue
13. yellow
14. green

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2010)
15. Made a new friend: yes
16. Fallen out of love: no
17. Laughed until you cried: absolutely
18. Met someone who changed you: couldn't tell
19. Found out who your true friends are:to know that, I need a tragic disaster to fall upon me. then i'll see who my real friends are. Thankfully, I've had a disaster free life so far.
20. Found out someone was talking about you: no, but i know they do...it's called gossip
21. Kissed anyone on your friend: what does this mean...? kissed anyone on your friend.... huh?
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: most
23. How many kids do you want to have: never really though about it
24. Do you have any pets: yes, 2
25. Do you want to change your name: nope.
26. What did you do for your last birthday: sitting for an exam.
27. What time did you wake up today: 6.30
28. What were you doing at midnight last night:reading.
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: as of now.. one thing.
30. Last time you saw your Mother: now, she's watching me type this line.
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: dunno
32. What are you listening to right now: silence.
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: yes
34. What's getting on your nerves right now:filling this thing... 65 more..
35. Most visited web page: no idea.. not fb
36. What's your real name: ****** ***
37. Nicknames: i hate them
38. Relationship Status: single
39. Zodiac sign: Gemini
40. Male or female: male
41. Elementary School: SJK Chung Hua No. 4 , Kuching
42. Middle School: SMK Green Road.
43. High school/college: SMK Green Road
44. Hair colour: Black/brown i guess..?
45. Long or short: short
46. Height: too tall for my own good at time..
47. Do you have a crush on someone: hmm.. you know...
48: What do you like about yourself: nothing
49. Piercings: hell no
50. Tattoos: heaven forbid
51. Righty or lefty: righty

FIRSTS :
52. First surgery: being born.. does that count?
53. First piercing: refer to 49
54. First best friend: lazy to say
55. First sport you joined: swimming
56. First vacation: can't remember
58. First pair of trainers: how would i know..

RIGHT NOW
59. Eating: no
60. Drinking: no
61. I'm about to:fill in 38 more of this stuff
62. Listening to: Isn't this the same as 32? Running out of ideas eh?
63. Waiting on: something

YOUR FUTURE :
64. Want kids: i guess
65. Get Married: yup
66. Career: still thinking

WHICH IS BETTER :
67. Lips or eyes: both
68. Hugs or kisses: both
69. Shorter or taller: anything
70. Older or Younger: I don't look at age... but obviously not TOO old or young

71. Romantic or spontaneous: both
72. Nice stomach or nice arms: both
73. Sensitive or loud: both
74. Hook-up or relationship: relationship
75. Trouble maker or hesitant: in between

HAVE YOU EVER :
76. Kissed a stranger: I hope not
77. Drank hard liquor: brandy count?
78. Lost glasses/contacts: yes.
79. Sex on first date:never even dated...
80. Broken someones heart: i hope not
82. Been arrested: nope
83. Turned someone down: urrr...
84. Cried when someone died: does my dog count?
85. Fallen for a friend: don't you always start out as friends?

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself: at times
87. Miracles: yes
88. Love at first sight: highly unlikely, but not impossible
89. Heaven: of course
90. Santa Claus: no, but i still like presents
91. Kiss on the first date: a bit hasty no?
92. Angels: yes

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time:single remember?
95. Did you sing today: if you can call it that
96. Ever cheated on somebody: in a relationship, no. As in bluff people, yes
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go: the beginning of time
98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it, what would it be: nothing interesting to relive
99. Are you afraid of falling in love: I'm skeptical...but not really, as long as it's not infatuation
100. Posting this as 100 truths: finally!


I seriously need to blog about something better.

Ja-ne!!

Selling ...or not?

I was at 7 eleven when I saw this.


This has got to be one of the most contradicting signs ever.

We shall sell ice to you at RM 1.60. Oh wait..... it's says we can't. But yet is says we do as well......
How?????????????? O.o

Ja-ne!

Tissue Challenge-Behind the scenes.

This is the so called behind-the-scenes video of the tissue challenge video.



Honestly though, to me it's just another video, with hardly any relation to the previous video. So it's a bit wrong to call it behind-the-scenes no?

Still as hilarious though.

Ja-ne!!

The Amazing Mall Race.

Earlier this holiday, The Star newspaper organised a race in tHe spring mall, and called it 'The Amazing Mall Race'. how chessie can you get?




This was in collaboration of the release of the Sarawak Edition of The Star papers. For those of you who don't know. The Star is normally printed in West Malaysia and flown over to Sarawak and Sabah. But now, they've set a printing centre here. Meaning, we now get The Star faster and cheaper!

To participate in this race you need to be in teams of 2. So my friend Barnaby and I decided to joined the race. Our group name was B.E. No prizes for guessing what they mean.

Other than the 2 of us, there was another pair of friends who joined as well. Katrice and Shannon with the group name 'Blueberry Pie'.



Before the actual race, there were a couple of games played. One of them was where 2 teams had 3 minutes to solve a jigsaw blox puzzle. Now the host said that the IQ of a 5 year old child could solve it.

So my friend and I decided to give it a try......

3 minutes later.........................................................................

The puzzle still wasn't done... I suppose that means the combined IQ of the 2 of us is lower than of a 5 years old child..

NO! The other group stole our pieces!

Haha. But we still got prizes for participating anyway.


So, on the to race itself.

It started out with 20 teams. We all had to race to Starbucks and the Blue Cube (which happen to be on opposite ends of the mall) take something from them and then take a picture there. Only the top 10 teams would move on to the next round.

Despite having a 5 second head start, we still ended up getting 3rd place for that round. SOMEHOW, the pair in front of us beat us. Why am I saying that? Cause the girl was wearing a super short miniskirt!

How on Earth are you suppose to run in that? Someone please tell me.



For the second round, we had to run to 6 different locations in tHe Spring and receive a chop from them and take a picture. Note: During both rounds, we all had to have a copy of The Star with us. The first 5 would move on.

Sadly... we came in 7th.................sigh......

However.................................................................................................... by some miracle the last 6 teams all didn't complete one task. So we were still in the game.

To decide which team got into the finals, we had a quiz, which we sadly didn't win. But the Blueberry Pie won it.

For the last round, each team was give RM 20 and asked to buy,
1) A hot drink.
2) A cold drink.
3) A canned drink
4) A rice meal.

The team who spent closes to RM 20 would win.

And the winning team is................

Blueberry Pie!!!!

who won loads of vouchers and RM 200!!!!

I want!!

Here are the stuff we won.


and all the envelopes it came in


Something on the Starbucks voucher caught my eye.

You mean I have to go all the way down to Precinct 88 for a cupp of coffee!!???
Bah

By the time the race was over, our paper looked like this


Despite not being able to use the vouchers at Starbucks in tHE spring, that didn't stop us from going over to enjoy a cup of coffee and some sinfully rich fattening cheese cake.

hehe....


From the left: Barnaby, the host and me

Ja-ne!!

Tissue Challange.

Now this video is only funny if you know the people inside it.

This was made by 2 of my friends who finished SPM last year, and had too much free time on their hands.

Enjoy! (:





Ja-ne!!

Suparheroes?

I know that Sam has already blogged about this. But it's just so funny, that I just have to post it up.

It's pretty old, in fact I think most of you guys might have seen it before.

Here goes..

I don't know which one is more hilarious

The fact that he's named after a superhero or the fact that his grandad misspelt his dads name.

supArman... seriously

Ja-ne!