Cats

Cats are odd creatures. In fact they're very proud creatures. I was once told a cat thinks, ' Wah, I meow for food people give me, I must be very important'. Unlike a dog who think, ' Wah people so nice, give me food, must respect them' That's probably why dogs are mens' best friend.

But despite being proud creatures their quite dumb sometimes, like blonds except blonds are always dumb. Why??

1) What's their main diet??
Fish
What are they scared of??
Water
Where do fish live??
In the water.

So you wonder why, they eat fish but are scared of water. Which is exactly what fish live in.

Again, cats being stuck on a tree, why do they run up a tree if they can't get down??


Weird creatures aren't they??


Ja-ne!!

Arlene's Birhtday.

On Tuesday I went to Arlene's house to celebrate her birthday. It was fun, and filling. Her mum's a great cook. Guess what she got from her parents.


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The rest of this post has been deleted due to 'sensitive content'


Ja-ne!!

Kuching Festival.

Last saunday, I went out with some of my friends to the Kuching Festival. If I'm not mistaken I went on the last day, so some stalls were already closed.


It was the usual stuff as always, except that the festival this year was cut short due to the clash with the fasting season of the Muslims.


The prices of the food here was slight more expensive, than the normal prices outside. but somebody didn't pay for their pizza though*cough* mel *cough*

Foodwise it was okay.. but the shops selling stuff..... Lots of English mistakes and they
sold lots of weird stuff
Example 1:

In reality it's a spectacle box. My Mandrin nearly non-existent but I'm pretty sure the the chinese words say spectacle box. But in English it becomes 'Spectacular Box!!'

Imagine a advertisment for this.
'Buy this box and put your spectacles in it, and watch it become SPECTACULAR!!'

Honestly people, get some English classes. I can imagine an Ang Mo looking at the box, trying to find what's so spectacular about it.

Example 2:


Cant decide between Liverpool or Arsenal?? Have no fear! Buy the new 2 in 1 football keychain
Only for Liverpool and Arsenal fans.


Example 3:


Who on earth in their right mind will buy this??
The only use I can think for this, is to play a prank on your friends birthday.

Scenario:
Everyone: Happy birthday to you!!
Friend:* Blows out candle*
*Candle relights*
Friend:* Blows out candle*
*Candle relights*
Friend:* Blows out candle*
*Candle relights*
Friend:* Blows out candle*
*Candle relights*
Friend:* Blows out candle*
*Candle relights*
Friend:* Blows out candle*
*Candle relights*
*I fall down with fits of laughter*

Amazing what people can think of nowadays.

Ja-ne!!

I'm back.

Hello world. I know i haven't been updating for a long time, but it was because I had my exams and my internet has been shitty for the pass week.

Actually, I thought that the bad internet connection was because of Streamyx, but apparently my internet modem was going 'konk'. So while I've been screaming at the internet to go faster, all I had to do was get a new modem. Hence a whole holiday week of supposed 'using the computer the whole day' was completely wasted.

So, today my dad and I headed over to Saberkas to buy a new modem.

So, goodbye sucky old modem and hello new hopefully faster modem.


Ta ta...


helloo.........

In fact, since the net was so slow, I was reduced to playing this

Scrabble anyone??

At least my English has improved.

Ja-ne!!

HAPPY~!

I feel.................. happy...........very happy.............

Languege differences.

English:



BM:

Direct translation: Please take notice, fogging will be delayed if the weather is not well.


Mandarin:

Direct translation: If it rains, fogging will be held on a later date.

Why is it that the English and BM notice, say 'weather', whereas the Mandarin notice say 'rain'????
Isn't there a Mandarin way to say 'weather'??


Ja-ne!!

Fogging.

Due to the increase of dengue cases in my housing area, the town council decided to 'fog' my area to kill the mosquitoes. So for once I'm typing this and not having mosquitoes bitting my legs.


With the current haze now with the additional fogging, the air in my area just got mustier......




Ja-ne!!

Four Points

On Sunday, I went to Four Points for some Malaysian Medical Association(MMA) Installation Dinner. It's been quite a while since Four Points opened, but was my first time there, so forgive me if I'm 'sakai'.




The hall was HUGE!!

The guest of honour was YB (*insert title*) Dr. George Chan.




Some eating area.


They even have a escalator in the hotel O.o


This is a actually a cracked glass panel. Apparently someone isn't happy with Four Points or the owner.




Ja-ne!!

New Zealand chocolate

Last night somebody forgot to put the container of chocolates back in the fridge. Now this chocolate was given to us by my cousin in New Zealand. Obviously, New Zealand is cooler than Malaysia, so the chocolate actually melted in Malaysian room temperature.



So after putting it back into the fridge, the whole thing solidified into 1 huge piece.

Imagine this:
' I want a piece of chocolate, just one piece.'

*Goes and takes the chocolate out, and take ONE piece.

'Wow, that's one big piece..........'


Ja-ne!!