Ingulish.

I was getting out of my car the other day when this notice caught my eye.

Read it and weep.


How many spelling and grammatical mistakes are there in this short notice?

The best part was this.



Runnish? What on earth is that? A sort of running style?


Ja-ne!!

Nest.

Remember last year when I did a post about a possible birds nest in my air con?

Well nearly 10 months later, something was actually done about it.

Apparently when the builders were installing my air-con, they forgot to seal up a hole where all the cables go through. Making it a perfect nesting ground. Waking up at 5 am every morning to the sound of chirping birds can be pretty annoying.



To actually do something, one would actually need to climb out the roof and go over. I didn't do that for 2 reasons.

1) I've terrified of highs.
2) I'm so heavy that I'll probably break the tiles and fall.

So my dad did it instead.



Though you can't really tell. The black wire is suppose to be completely coated in the gray substance. Unfortunately, the birds decided to be lazy and just use that to make their nest instead of flying around looking for twigs and mud.



The nest is too deep for us to take is out, so we just covered the hole with newspaper. Hopefully it'll keep the birds out.

Good bye, my nearly daily 5am alarm clock. I shall not miss you (:


Ja-ne!!

What am I doing?

I seriously dunno why I'm doing this.

I just did one of those Facebook stuff, where I had to write a 100 truths. Which I honestly think is pretty lame, but for some odd reason I still did it.

So here it is.

Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 100 Truths about you.

WHAT WAS YOUR:
1. Last beverage: water
2. Last phone call: too long ago to remember
3. Last text message: from the person instructing me on how to do this.
4. Last song you listened to:jon's mum singing it...dunno the name.
5. Last time you cried: outwardly or inwardly?

HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice: never even dated
7. Been cheated on: refer to 6
8. Kissed someone & regretted it: virgin lips
9. Lost someone special: i guess?
10. Been depressed: who hasn't?
11. Been drunk and threw up: nope

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLOURS:
12. blue
13. yellow
14. green

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2010)
15. Made a new friend: yes
16. Fallen out of love: no
17. Laughed until you cried: absolutely
18. Met someone who changed you: couldn't tell
19. Found out who your true friends are:to know that, I need a tragic disaster to fall upon me. then i'll see who my real friends are. Thankfully, I've had a disaster free life so far.
20. Found out someone was talking about you: no, but i know they do...it's called gossip
21. Kissed anyone on your friend: what does this mean...? kissed anyone on your friend.... huh?
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: most
23. How many kids do you want to have: never really though about it
24. Do you have any pets: yes, 2
25. Do you want to change your name: nope.
26. What did you do for your last birthday: sitting for an exam.
27. What time did you wake up today: 6.30
28. What were you doing at midnight last night:reading.
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: as of now.. one thing.
30. Last time you saw your Mother: now, she's watching me type this line.
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: dunno
32. What are you listening to right now: silence.
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: yes
34. What's getting on your nerves right now:filling this thing... 65 more..
35. Most visited web page: no idea.. not fb
36. What's your real name: ****** ***
37. Nicknames: i hate them
38. Relationship Status: single
39. Zodiac sign: Gemini
40. Male or female: male
41. Elementary School: SJK Chung Hua No. 4 , Kuching
42. Middle School: SMK Green Road.
43. High school/college: SMK Green Road
44. Hair colour: Black/brown i guess..?
45. Long or short: short
46. Height: too tall for my own good at time..
47. Do you have a crush on someone: hmm.. you know...
48: What do you like about yourself: nothing
49. Piercings: hell no
50. Tattoos: heaven forbid
51. Righty or lefty: righty

FIRSTS :
52. First surgery: being born.. does that count?
53. First piercing: refer to 49
54. First best friend: lazy to say
55. First sport you joined: swimming
56. First vacation: can't remember
58. First pair of trainers: how would i know..

RIGHT NOW
59. Eating: no
60. Drinking: no
61. I'm about to:fill in 38 more of this stuff
62. Listening to: Isn't this the same as 32? Running out of ideas eh?
63. Waiting on: something

YOUR FUTURE :
64. Want kids: i guess
65. Get Married: yup
66. Career: still thinking

WHICH IS BETTER :
67. Lips or eyes: both
68. Hugs or kisses: both
69. Shorter or taller: anything
70. Older or Younger: I don't look at age... but obviously not TOO old or young

71. Romantic or spontaneous: both
72. Nice stomach or nice arms: both
73. Sensitive or loud: both
74. Hook-up or relationship: relationship
75. Trouble maker or hesitant: in between

HAVE YOU EVER :
76. Kissed a stranger: I hope not
77. Drank hard liquor: brandy count?
78. Lost glasses/contacts: yes.
79. Sex on first date:never even dated...
80. Broken someones heart: i hope not
82. Been arrested: nope
83. Turned someone down: urrr...
84. Cried when someone died: does my dog count?
85. Fallen for a friend: don't you always start out as friends?

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself: at times
87. Miracles: yes
88. Love at first sight: highly unlikely, but not impossible
89. Heaven: of course
90. Santa Claus: no, but i still like presents
91. Kiss on the first date: a bit hasty no?
92. Angels: yes

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time:single remember?
95. Did you sing today: if you can call it that
96. Ever cheated on somebody: in a relationship, no. As in bluff people, yes
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go: the beginning of time
98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it, what would it be: nothing interesting to relive
99. Are you afraid of falling in love: I'm skeptical...but not really, as long as it's not infatuation
100. Posting this as 100 truths: finally!


I seriously need to blog about something better.

Ja-ne!!

Selling ...or not?

I was at 7 eleven when I saw this.


This has got to be one of the most contradicting signs ever.

We shall sell ice to you at RM 1.60. Oh wait..... it's says we can't. But yet is says we do as well......
How?????????????? O.o

Ja-ne!

Tissue Challenge-Behind the scenes.

This is the so called behind-the-scenes video of the tissue challenge video.



Honestly though, to me it's just another video, with hardly any relation to the previous video. So it's a bit wrong to call it behind-the-scenes no?

Still as hilarious though.

Ja-ne!!

The Amazing Mall Race.

Earlier this holiday, The Star newspaper organised a race in tHe spring mall, and called it 'The Amazing Mall Race'. how chessie can you get?




This was in collaboration of the release of the Sarawak Edition of The Star papers. For those of you who don't know. The Star is normally printed in West Malaysia and flown over to Sarawak and Sabah. But now, they've set a printing centre here. Meaning, we now get The Star faster and cheaper!

To participate in this race you need to be in teams of 2. So my friend Barnaby and I decided to joined the race. Our group name was B.E. No prizes for guessing what they mean.

Other than the 2 of us, there was another pair of friends who joined as well. Katrice and Shannon with the group name 'Blueberry Pie'.



Before the actual race, there were a couple of games played. One of them was where 2 teams had 3 minutes to solve a jigsaw blox puzzle. Now the host said that the IQ of a 5 year old child could solve it.

So my friend and I decided to give it a try......

3 minutes later.........................................................................

The puzzle still wasn't done... I suppose that means the combined IQ of the 2 of us is lower than of a 5 years old child..

NO! The other group stole our pieces!

Haha. But we still got prizes for participating anyway.


So, on the to race itself.

It started out with 20 teams. We all had to race to Starbucks and the Blue Cube (which happen to be on opposite ends of the mall) take something from them and then take a picture there. Only the top 10 teams would move on to the next round.

Despite having a 5 second head start, we still ended up getting 3rd place for that round. SOMEHOW, the pair in front of us beat us. Why am I saying that? Cause the girl was wearing a super short miniskirt!

How on Earth are you suppose to run in that? Someone please tell me.



For the second round, we had to run to 6 different locations in tHe Spring and receive a chop from them and take a picture. Note: During both rounds, we all had to have a copy of The Star with us. The first 5 would move on.

Sadly... we came in 7th.................sigh......

However.................................................................................................... by some miracle the last 6 teams all didn't complete one task. So we were still in the game.

To decide which team got into the finals, we had a quiz, which we sadly didn't win. But the Blueberry Pie won it.

For the last round, each team was give RM 20 and asked to buy,
1) A hot drink.
2) A cold drink.
3) A canned drink
4) A rice meal.

The team who spent closes to RM 20 would win.

And the winning team is................

Blueberry Pie!!!!

who won loads of vouchers and RM 200!!!!

I want!!

Here are the stuff we won.


and all the envelopes it came in


Something on the Starbucks voucher caught my eye.

You mean I have to go all the way down to Precinct 88 for a cupp of coffee!!???
Bah

By the time the race was over, our paper looked like this


Despite not being able to use the vouchers at Starbucks in tHE spring, that didn't stop us from going over to enjoy a cup of coffee and some sinfully rich fattening cheese cake.

hehe....


From the left: Barnaby, the host and me

Ja-ne!!

Tissue Challange.

Now this video is only funny if you know the people inside it.

This was made by 2 of my friends who finished SPM last year, and had too much free time on their hands.

Enjoy! (:





Ja-ne!!

Suparheroes?

I know that Sam has already blogged about this. But it's just so funny, that I just have to post it up.

It's pretty old, in fact I think most of you guys might have seen it before.

Here goes..

I don't know which one is more hilarious

The fact that he's named after a superhero or the fact that his grandad misspelt his dads name.

supArman... seriously

Ja-ne!

Pork Burger.

Disclaimer: *the following post contains certain content that may be insulting or disturbing to certain people. I do not claim any responsibility, should anyone be insulted/disturbed/injured.*





































How many of you wanted to read the post even more after reading the disclaimer above?
I bet a whole lot of you.

Anyway, as you might have guessed from the title. This post is about PORK!! To be more specific, pork burger.



Being in a country were more than half the population can't eat pork, makes it quite hard to find a pork burger around here. I mean Mc'Ds outside Malaysia sells pork burgers! No fair! So I make it a point to buy one if I ever see it being sold.

I got this from a stall outside Butchers Deli which is at Premier 101. In fact I think the stall is owned by them.

I think the sticker was a big give away wasn't it?

The only reservation I have about this was the price. The burger was roughly half the size of my palm, and it cost whooping 6.60!!

It's like day and night robbery at the same time!


Admittedly, it was well worth it. I dunno why, but pork has something in it that makes it just SOO nice. That nice tender texture, the fragrant smell of the freshly cooked pork, the juicy...... juice that is secreted every time you take a bite, the slightly crunchy outside with a soft inside. And best of all, the feeling in your heart knowing that you can eat and that some others can never enjoy what your feeling. Ignoring the fact that it's bad for your health.

Excuse me while I go out and get another one........

Ja-ne!!

Hardwork

I can't believe I've been going to this tuition for over a year, and I've never really notice this.


This has got to be like the lazy mans best qoute.

Even the picture suited the the qoute!

Isn't it cute?

Next time someone askes me why I'm not working hard, I know what to say.

Ja-ne!!

Comeback.

Hey guys, sorry I haven't been blogging for like 2 weeks. But I've been studying and sitting for my exams so yea.... being in s1 doesn't make it any easier.

So now as the hols beginning, I shall be going to band everyday, getting black....sigh... I just turned back into a reasonable colour...

I shall try to do a day to day post on band camp, since that will be the only thing I'll be doing. But no promises though.

Ja-ne!!