Dr. Chai

*The following post is not typed by me. It's a post from my friend David John's(D.J) blog. Hope you don't mind me stealing this from your blog David.

1st of all, I'm not so enthusiastic about writing bout what i've been up to lately,
cause the only person i know who'll actually give a shit bout this post is Edward Lim...==

Ok, so here goes...

On wednesday, it was last day for photoshooting for the morning session students...
So I practically skipped 80% of that day's class...

Anyway...
I think I should start with a lil history from Tuesday...
A malay guy from our class smoked in class, and played fire in class by burnin' liquid paper(prohibited in school)...
So you're a typical student in boring classes, SUDDENLY, a guy starts a show with FIRE...
go figure...

=Excitement and happiness...

Ok, so apparently, Dr. Chai(sch Ketua PKHEM) got the news from a prefect who is unknown to us and on Wednesday, he heard there were people who plan to play Again...

So, during the last period(add math), he came in to 4s3, typically serious and SHORT...xD

Then he styarts giving all the bullshit about people playing with fire...
He went to the real culprit, and spot checked him and lucky for the culprit, he already hand his cigarette and lighter to his friends...==

Anyway, Dr. Chai then came to me...
and apparently for my so called "chien pian face and the ear piercing hole",
He spot checked me and found my frikin' phone and headset in my bag pack...
I was like, HOLEY MOLEY, I didn't even play with the fire lar... Now i kena cause of my phone...==

Then, he assumed it was me who played with fire...
So he interrogated me...

Convo 1:

Dr. Chai: What is liquid paper for? *stares at me*
DJ: To correct your mistakes...
Dr: Chai: Wrong!! What else?
DJ: To correct your mistakes...
Dr.Chai: NO!! What else?
DJ: To correct your mistakes...
Dr. Chai: I know you use it for other things...*do burning action*
DJ: No, i did not...
Dr. Chai: Yes you did...
DJ: No i did not...
Dr. Chai: Yes you did...
DJ: No i did not...
Dr. Chai: Yes you did...
DJ: No i did not...
Dr. Chai: Yes you did...
DJ: No i did not...
Dr. Chai: You dare to say you never use the liquid paper for other things?
DJ: I did, it fom 2, i drew the table, my teacher asked me to scrap it off, and i did...*looks in his eyes with confidence*
Dr. Chai: Okay...*speechless*
Class: *whoa*

Okay, then he goes in front of the class, and all over again, started to indirectly accuse me...
I went...WTF???
in my head la...


till i was like, "DJ, think of something..."
and i thought..."promise sounds childish, and swear sounds wrong, and it's a sin..."

Then suddenly it came out from my mouth...

"Dr. Chai, my word as a CHRISTIAN, I did not..."

Dr. Chai stares in awe, jaw-dropping...
and he says: "okay..."
swt rite?

Then he continues his lecture on safety and shit...
Oh ya, after he took my phone he said, come see me after this...
Oh ya, he spot checked Brian Lu too...xD

Okay...
That was only part 1...
here's part 2...

After the bell rang, Ed and Brian and Arlene followed me to his office...
I open the sliding door, and saw his door close, and Ed said: "aw, he's not in"
Me: "MAI CI!!"
But when i turned to the left, I saw him and Pn. Lily(sch counselor) sitting on the sofa outside the office SMILING and LAUGHING...
I went, OH, damn in my head...

Then he asked Brian, Ed and i to go in...
Then he goes all over the fire safety lecture again...
After that...

Convo 2:

Dr. Chai: "I know it wasn't you, but i scolded you so other students will be frightened..."
DJ: *what the frick look at Dr. Chai*
Dr. Chai: "I know you were at the scene..."
DJ: "if i wasn't, that would make me "ponteng-ing...=.="

The rest of the convo 2 were crap and don't deserve space on my blog...
but i'm glad God gave me wisdom and courage to let me stand up to Dr. Chai like David and the Golliath...xD

FYI, Pn. Lily was laughing throughout the whole convo in the office like a mad woman...
that's creepy, considering she's our sch counselor aye?o.o

By the way, I got my phone back...
After the convo at the office, Dr. Chai just gave it back to me without mentioning a word bout the phone...
80% were fire safety...

You get the point...

So, since i took the effort to type such a long post for you guys out there...
Leave a comment or spam the tagboard k?xD

Ciao...

So there you go. Honestly, I found the whole think cool.

Ja-ne!!